Robbie Wench

Robbie Wench is Simon Morris from an alternate timeline. In his world, Robbie was doomed to death but cheated it thanks to a UNIVERSAL ACT OF SPACETIME TOMFUCKERY (thanks to Kevin Rand). He escaped his timeline and plane, vowing to murder the true Simon Morris and assume his Blues Drive Monster (and in turn his existence) to replace his own lofty one.

Skills:
Robbie posseses many skills; some alike his counterpart and some unique to himself. Some of the more notable ones including:
 * God-like charisma : Robbie is so proficient with his words that he is able to manipulate millions into joining his side of the war against the Vaccine Gang. Robbie is even able to manipulate Cuntanova and Blood Hole to join his team.
 *  Throwin Gunz:  Since Robbie has no Blues Drive Monster, he has mastered the art of gunplay so finely that his MATCHING GUNS are unmet by any warrior in the omniverse. Though not on the same calibur as Simon's BDM, Robbie can indirectly affect fate, space, and time with his magnificent abilities.Genesis_infiscream.png
 *  Positionswap:  With his existence being linked to Simon's own, Robbie has mastered an ability he calls "positionswap," mimicking the ability of his counterpart to manipulate NOT alternate Simons (like the BDM), but his OWN existence in his current plane. Doing so, he can teleport short distances and even commit TIER 1 ACTS OF SMALL SPACETIME TOMFUCKERY.
 *  GENESIS INFISCREAM:  Robbie's screeches pierce the boundaries and bindings of existence itself, and are able to break down and negate ANY type of supernatural power, including Simon's Blues Drive Monster, and Tim's Way of the Cunt.
 *  (HIDDEN ABILITY) CRISPS, DESTROYER OF WORLDS:  Robbie reveals in his final battle against Simon that he is capable of even destroying entire universes through the act of smashing a bag of crisps with his fist.

Part IV: Simon is Unbreakable
After escaping his doomed world, Robbie initially attempts to battle and kill Simon Morris before he is reuinted with Tim. However, he is not powerful enough and quickly flees to the outer rims of the Omniverse.

Part V: Vento Autismo
While in the outer subplanes of the Omniverse, Robbie begins assembling his CREW. He comes into contact with Cuntanova and even manges to manipulate the man into joining him, the two an unstoppable force among the warlords of the universes.

Blood Hole initially mistakes Robbie for the true Simon, but after easily defeating him he persuades Blood Hole to join he and Cuntanova's militia. Robbie teaches Blood Hole the art of THROWIN GUNZ, and even the basics of POSITIONSWAP.

After backing Simon and Tim into a corner and readying one final crisp smashing to destroy them, he is betrayed by Blood Hole. Blood Hole unites Robbie and Simon so they each can feel whole once more.