Callamburlamps

Origin
Callamburlamps was a servant of the Dark Lord, and it is speculated that he was perhaps a child of him as well. He was born of the Void (often referred to as "The Hole"), and possesses dark powers speculated to be gifted to him from his Lord.

Callamburlamps takes his master's crusade into his own hands, offering spiritual teachings to anyone (including his enemies). Those who are against his wishes are slain by his Blade of Woe. His end goal is to spread the Void (stop calling it "The Hole", dammit) onto all planes and unite them as one in "fabulous death."

Callamburlamps sociopathy is almost inhuman, and fans argue that he is more Dark One than human. This is further proved by his abilities, as well as his appearance (he is quite Darkly).

Abilities

 *  Blade of Woe:  Callamburlamps' prize gift from the Dark Lord. It drinks life, and feeds off of the misery of others. It can cancel Tim's Way of the Cunt abilities, and initially was seemingly impossible to counter by the Michelin Gang.
 * Arcane Horrors: Callamburlamps can use his holy book to conjure terrifying creatures of the void to do his bidding, as well as fight for him.
 * [These Hands]:  Callamburlamps is very capable of unarmed fighting, as evidenced when Simon's Blues Drive Monster breaks his Blade of Woe in two.
 * Smokeing Big Weed:  Callamburlamps can smoke big weed to restore his vitality, if for some reason he weren't able to use his Blade of Woe.