Kevin Rand



Kevin Rand was the intellectual friend of Simon and Tim. Like Simon, he has mild Asperger syndrome and

schizophrenia but seems to be a lot more calm than Simon. Kevin was often found on his YouTube channel KenvinNewsMan56 reporting the current events (as his his job of being a newsman), doing tutorials on very difficult and illegal actions such as Entering The Matrix and of course, debating (don't you dare debate Kev).

With cybernetic implants and psionic cryonic prototime projector matrix modules in his brain, Kevin was a gifted, powerful, and intelligent life form. He was seen as the brains of the Michelin Gang, his skills in fieldwork and data mining unmatched by any other in the omniverse. Despite being a man of science he was a devout follower of the god Michelin Man, and to his demise was unaware of his hidden evils.

Skills
One of Kevin's most notorious abilities was his power to digitize himself and enter cyberspace. Doing so he could manipulate any type of technology, hacking it using his master intellect.

In addition, Kevin's godly implants give him the ability to manipulate Soul Power, Drives, space and more.

Part I: Gamer Blood
Kevin's skills play a key role in the Michelin Gang's victory over PewDiePie's Galactic Bloke Coalition. With his extensive and ever-expanding knowledge, he is able to find out the gang's enemies' weaknesses and aid in defeating them. Kevin himself even defeats Jacksepticeye, merging existences with him and taking his reality on as an alternate timeline to his own.

Part II: Gameing Tendency
When the Michelin Gang is separated, Kevin's faith in the Michelin Man keeps him strong. He is guided by his god to

reunite with his friends, defeating many goons and bullies in the way. Kevin's CONTINGENCY MANIPULATION STOPPER RAY EXTRAORDINAIRE V2.3 exposes Callumburlamps's innermost weak point, allowing Simon and Tim to kill him.

Part III: Michelin Crusaders
Kevin aids the gang in fighting Callumburlamps' dark followers, and saves Simon from death when a corrupted Tim

attempts to kill him. When he is unable to save Simon at the Genesis Pool, he ensnares Tim in a clever and mathematically impossible trap, banishing him to the Underneath. Overcome with grief and loss that he could not save his friend in time, he is driven to pseudodrive forwardways space suicide.

Part IV: Simon is Unbreakable
Though Kevin is dead throughout the events of Part IV, his cosmic tears commit an act of spacetime tomfuckery and resurrect Simon from all timelines.

Part V: Vento Autismo
Kevin indirectly resurrects himself; his cosmic tears resurrected a doomed Simon with a CHILD-LINK-ED existence to an alternate Kevin, thus in turn resurrecting all forms of Kevin in all timelines. He searches the outer reaches of the omniverse pondering life, existence, and himself.